Cartman Discovers the Cum and Joke Mine of Mars – SOUTH PARK

Cartman Discovers the Cum and Joke Mine of Mars – SOUTH PARK

Cartman reveals the horrible fate awaiting men on Mars.

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50 Comments

  1. Michael Hinkle on April 4, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    Didn’t the galactic federation of planets or whatever shut off earth and the moon with a giant cube from ever exploring anything outside of their own planet?
    Season 13 episode 6: Pinewood Derby
    If I ever get to speak at one of their ask the fans things I’m red shirt guying the shit out of this.

  2. Sidharth Juyal on April 4, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    The comment section is full of idiots who don’t understand what a satire is. Makes you wonder how many people actually understand South Park?

  3. A secret Hollywood tranny on April 4, 2021 at 3:44 pm

    this is so brilliant

  4. K, Jetix's Successor on April 4, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    My god that’s horrifying to think of.

  5. william galindo on April 4, 2021 at 3:46 pm

    eric looks funny in his space sute

  6. The phenomenal One on April 4, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    Can the men just escape they can just pull on the tube

  7. Spencer Bowden on April 4, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    Idk about women not being funny.

    But I know for sure Amy Schumer isn’t funny.
    The few jokes she does tell that are funny are all stolen.

  8. ShadowPa1adin on April 4, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    This is what Reddit actually believes.

  9. Matthias Walter on April 4, 2021 at 3:50 pm

    This actually scared me

  10. burteriksson on April 4, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    Oh, my.

  11. Major Skies on April 4, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    >Implying being turned into a semen-cattle, joke writer, is a bad thing?

  12. Anish Dangol on April 4, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    I’m scared that this is going to get real

  13. Name Redacted on April 4, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    I love how it’s implied that Cartman was 100% spot on later in this storyarch

  14. Sun Breaker33 on April 4, 2021 at 3:56 pm

    This is what the feminist want.

  15. Brett Dillon on April 4, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    All my life I thought what has humanity become? Now I know.

  16. It’s not about the money its about the Game on April 4, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    This is feminazi heaven.

  17. Andrei Lucas on April 4, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    Keeeeeeeeeeeewl

  18. Eric Cartman on April 4, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    It’s true. I know the future.

  19. deagleninja on April 4, 2021 at 4:02 pm

    I thought to myself, "This can’t be true!"
    But then I did a Google search for funniest female comedian and up popped
    Amy Schumer, Ellen Degeneres, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kate McKinnon, Melissa McCarthy, Chelsea Handler, Whoopi Goldberg, Michelle Wolf, Kathy Griffin, Samantha Bee….all of them far Left whack jobs that spew DNC talking points as "comedy". Out of all of them Ellen’s probably the best person and she’s getting canceled for saying George W Bush was her friend.

  20. Picard + Discovery Fandom on April 4, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    I laughed at this. Abviously this was created by men.

  21. Watertoastdiamondbits on April 4, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    Nooo noooo nooo

  22. Patrick H. on April 4, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    0:28

  23. Tadhg Kearins on April 4, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    E

  24. Jamile on April 4, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    seems like what all feminists want

  25. Johnny The fish who’s from spongebob on April 4, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    My Hands are numb from cum part

  26. METALMAN4Wii on April 4, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    Now that a woman is gonna be vice president are we doomed?

  27. Pluto on April 4, 2021 at 4:09 pm

    Mars closest approach until 2035 on Tuesday

  28. El Gato Cojone on April 4, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    Feministas be like:

  29. Smashguin entertainment on April 4, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    if KAMcharli took over the planet

  30. PapaZoulou on April 4, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    Ooooof 1 million you guuuuys.

  31. Edward Gaines on April 4, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    Sandman, this is cruel AF. 😭

  32. Louis Horqque on April 4, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    This is gonna turn into reality with the way things are going for us boys

  33. Beyond Infinity on April 4, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    kewlll😂😂

  34. YourLocalHentaiDealer on April 4, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    I dont like the voice change

  35. KiKi on April 4, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    Men fantasizing about getting milked naked by beautiful young women on mars

  36. GHOSTBOY Aka Leroy on April 4, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    So I get a handjob 24/7 and whirred jokes THAT SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN

  37. ananasik986 on April 4, 2021 at 4:21 pm

    how they pee?

  38. Mike K. on April 4, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    no one actually believes women are funny (aside from unique cases).

  39. Tiffany on April 4, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    Somebody told…

  40. Henry 21 Solstice 12 on April 4, 2021 at 4:23 pm

    I love this episode.

  41. Kenneth Moore on April 4, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    Can we let this happen

  42. nonlethalbizzle on April 4, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    red pill moment cartman is Qanon

  43. Tpjuvi Philly on April 4, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    I feel like amy Schumer is off limits to South Park, they have yet to touch on her stealing jokes, her career is nothing but stolen acts

  44. Ancient Lighting on April 4, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    In the year 2525

  45. Shadowwolf 13 on April 4, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    Being captured, tied up in a dungeon, being masturbated by women against my will… Hmm, sounds better than it is, actually

  46. Nathan Crever on April 4, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    So Mars would be a dystopian Matriarchy?

  47. Diego Hernández on April 4, 2021 at 4:35 pm

    The upside to this potential future is that you nut 24/7

  48. Alan Hernandez on April 4, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    I actually had a remote viewing dream about Mars some deep square hole on the surface pretty crazy

  49. Cyborg—fizz 12 on April 4, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    Women are funny. Take it from a man like myself which of course is sexist to say, but bare with me. My point is I found this YouTube named superwoman (I forgot her new name) and she is off the rails hilarious! I just kept laughing and laughing so hard!

  50. Mr.TECHIExBHARAT on April 4, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    Here in 2020!

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